December 2009
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STORY: BY BSCHH
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it was the first day of school, and i was getting ready to get on the bus, so naturally i was like . so i was doin’ my thang, and eating a banana as i got on. then i saw the driver and he was all like so i was like and he was like so i was like . i wasn’t...
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What I would like for Christmas...
Let’s see for Christmas I would like:
Enough money to pay off all my college - Man is that expensive!
Camcorder - So me and Michelle can record our excellent adventures at UNT & also to make hilarious videos like the TDF boys.
The TDF boys - does this need an explanation?
The Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince DVD - I’ll probably end up buying this for myself, but if...
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givesmehope:
When I was in grade 7, all my supposed friends blew off my birthday party when they said they would come. Only one person showed up. My older sister had some of her guy friends over, and when they saw how sad I was, they cancelled their plans to hang out with me on my birthday. Teenage boys who care about their friend’s little sister GMH.
“Someone broke into my Sims house. Stole ALL my shit!”
– Ryland
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givesmehope:
The other day I saw a teenage girl walking down the sidewalk with a bag of pennies, stopping periodically to put one on the ground. When I asked her what she was doing she replied, “I want everyone to have good luck.” She GMH.
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“Poker? I hardly know her!”
– Suarez
*On the E-Ride back to Victory Hall at 2am. The song 'A Hard Day's Night' by The Beatles comes on."
Bus Driver's Assistant: Well this song's appropriate.
Bus Driver: Seriously.
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CobraCam is BACK!! →
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I'm on to you Dave.
So today I typed my name into the Google Images search to see what would come up (I had some free time okay!) and the first image was of none other than Dave Melillo! Initial reaction: WTF, that’s not me.
Then I decided to Google Image Dave’s name……and I came up!
I don’t know, maybe it’s just a weird coincidence. Or Dave Melillo is trying to take over my...
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Future Serial Killer?
Girl talking on the phone on the bus: Well I like that car because it has a big trunk. You could fit like three bodies in there.
Me: o.O
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Eric: I guess it's okay that you ate the last Twinkie.
Donna: If it makes you feel better, it didn't even taste good. I think it was a knock off.
Eric: Well my mom likes to buy Twonkies.
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“You are about to board the Sue Sylvester Express. Destination…..HORROR!”
– Sue Sylvester
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Someone is looking out for me I guess.
Today, Thursday, December 10, 2009, I have two classes on my agenda. I have my English and Sociology class. My English class starts at 12:30pm and ten minutes after that I have my Sociology class. Okay, back to why I’m writing this. So I’m sleeping super comfortable in my bed when I hear a knock at my door. I’m thinking ‘Oh must be my RA wanting to tell me something...
The pointless things we discuss.
Michelle: Do you sleep with your eyes closed?
Me: Nope! I sleep with my eyes open!
Shawmanique: What?! Don't all normal people sleep with their eyes closed?
Michelle: Wait, what did I just say?
“Answer me this. Why do you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway? I have no...”
– Mikey
“You want some words of wisdom? The gold may not always be at the end of the...”
– Jeff
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“Kate Gosselin? Isn’t she from The Notebook?”
– Dave Melillo
I was riding the bus back over to my hall when...
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Bryce Avary is A M A Z I N G! Check out The Rocket... →
You know what they say, elephants are contagious.
Watching Glee, eating Poptarts & drinking green tea. Life is good at this point. Can’t wait for Christmas holidays and a whole month at home, only T H E N will I be truly happy. 11 more days!
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“I’ve been making a list of the things they don’t teach you at...”
– Neil Gaiman
Thank you Michelle for officially freaking me...
Earlier today Michelle told me that she heard from a friend that a girl had to move out of her room because there was an infestation of brown recluse spiders in her room. And this girl happened to live in my hall, GREAT!
I had no idea what the hell a brown recluse spider was so I decided to Google it, and for those of you with a weak stomach I DO NOT suggest looking at these images. These are...
“I wish the Thanksgiving vacations were longer, or at least earlier, cause when...”
Just My Luck
I’m doing a research paper for English and I have everything; all my sources, my articles, my thesis, and part of the paper typed out….too bad it’s all on my yellow usb, which I accidentally left at home. Did I fail to mention home is about 6 hours away?
This blows my mind...
So I logged on to my student blackboard and I see I have new grades posted for Bio Lab & for English. I feel my stomach drop through the floor, I know this English grade is going to be a bad one. I know it’s for our Essay Three that we turned in several weeks ago…..well more like a month ago. It’s a grade I’ve been dreading to see since the second I turned that paper...
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Nicholas Was...
older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die. The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories. Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near...