Carolina vs. The World: Archive

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Sep 29th

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The hobbit you just called fat? He's skipping 2nd...

Sep 29th

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Sep 28th

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Sep 18th

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Sep 16th

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What Hemingway Would Think of the Internet →

Sep 16th

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I read this in my English class last semester and it’s now one of my favorite short stories. I just wanted to post it and share it with everyone. Love and Other Catastrophes: A Mix Tape | by Amanda Holzer All By Myself (Eric Carmen). Looking for Love (Lou Reed). I Wanna Dance with Somebody (Whitney Houston). Let’s Dance (David Bowie). Let’s Kiss (Beat Happening). Let’s Talk About Sex...

Sep 16th

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“Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time...”

– Oscar Wilde

Sep 14th

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To the professors that never give out perfect...

Sep 14th

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This is my 1000th post.

In order to commemorate the fact that this is my 1000th post, I thought I’d go through all my posts and make a list of all my favorite posts. The time my friend told me there might be a spiders in my room. The time my English professor told us how he felt about Thanksgiving vacations. The time my Spanish professor announced to the class that I had a cholo boyfriend (when I didn’t). ...

Sep 13th

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Why I am a cat person...

This morning I went over to my neighbor’s house to feed her cat/check on things while she is out of town. So I’m putting food into the cat’s bowl when I hear barking. And it’s not the kind of barking you hear in the far off distance and dismiss, no, this barking was loud and getting louder. I was terrified. Then I heard the sounds of paws getting closer. I quickly get into...

Sep 12th

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Sep 11th

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This is pretty awesome. This girl creates an amazing looking drawing of flowers using only eye liner, eye shadow, mascara, and lipstick. Who says makeup is only for your face?!

Sep 8th

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Sep 8th

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How I feel after I take a nap

skarosoul: poontickler: SO ACCURATE.

Sep 8th

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Sep 8th

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“Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothing.”

– Oscar Wilde

Sep 8th

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Sep 7th

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Libraryland: The Summer Day by Mary Oliver →

libraryland: Who made the world? Who made the swan, and the black bear? Who made the grasshopper? This grasshopper, I mean— the one who has flung herself out of the grass, the one who is eating sugar out of my hand, who is moving her jaws back and forth instead of up and down— who is gazing around with her…

Sep 7th

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Sep 7th

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Sep 7th

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Getting to school at 8am means not being able to...

Sep 7th

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Sep 7th

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Will Carolina ever learn anything in Botany? Will she ever finish her essay on cloud computing? Will she enter her short story on time for the contest? Can she even enter since she might be considered ‘staff’? Will she ever get a decent parking spot? Is there hope for her yet? TUNE IN NEXT TIME.

Sep 6th

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