April 2012
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The plot machine on the Script Frenzy site is hilarious.
So far my favorites have been:
While studying for the SATs a lonely sailor perfects the recipe for bacon ice cream.
In a world where mustaches are illegal a man wearing nothing but sneakers finds love in the afterlife.
In an attempt to evade taxes a one-armed fencing champion joins a group of undercover magicians.
After a heart attack...
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CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
March 2012
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Date a girl who reads. →
sonsryan:
Date a girl who reads. Date a girl who spends her money on books instead of clothes. She has problems with closet space because she has too many books. Date a girl who has a list of books she wants to read, who has had a library card since she was twelve. Find a girl who reads. You’ll know that she does because she will always have an unread book in her bag. She’s the one lovingly...
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Summer of (Book) Love : The Reading List →
interrobangzine:
Advice on how to build up this summer’s reading list!
Instead of writing my column and articles, instead of worrying about summer courses (and how I’ll pay them), and instead studying for my upcoming math exam - I’m making a reading list for summer. Priorities, priorities.
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I may or may not have just created a Draw...
Okay, I did.
Someone draw with me: carolinachapa
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Let me tell you something about Rick Santorum.
We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even…whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Rick was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me...
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stfuconservatives:
somepolitics:
onedoesnotsimplybecomejuthika:
also if you could be kind as to report this piece of shit as well
http://sophie-von-bayern.tumblr.com/
she’s outing LGBT people and posting their addresses.
Disgusting.
Wow that is horrifying.
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19-Year-Old Isaac Newton's List of Sins →
For some reason #24 made me laugh. Maybe because I can’t imagine the father of calculus and physics and such doing that.
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I will say that Rick will probably die before the end of the book. I’ll go...
– Robert Kirkman
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I know I'm late to the party...
but I just finished reading City of Bones by Cassandra Clare, Book One of the Mortal Instruments…
It took me about two days to devour it and I loved it! At first I was a little skeptical about it, there were some nitpicky things about it that bothered me. Like how dialogue was heavily used to explain just about, well, everything and how for the first few pages my brain kept trying to make...
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The first time I can remember feeling embarrassed
Before my family moved into the house we currently live in, we used to live in a small, blue trailer house. It had a small front yard, I mean it was tiny. The backyard was a bit larger, but half of it was covered in too much brush to be considered safe and the areas that were clear to play in weren’t safe either (the little boys that lived next door would chunk rocks at my sister and I (this...
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Current Spring Break Stats
Movies watched: 4
Cakes baked: 1
Books read: 0.33
Hours spent sleeping: 27*
Hours spent doing something remotely productive: 0
*rough estimate, though I’m sure that’s pretty accurate
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A Conversation I Had Today
What was said:
Girl: So what are you doing for spring break?
Me: Oh, not much. I’m just staying home. You know, taking it easy.
Girl: You’re not going to any parties or anything?
Me: Nah.
Girl: Do you drink?
Me: No.
Girl: At all?!
Me: …no.
Girl: Awwwww, you stayed a good girl.
Me: Umm, yeah.
Girl: Ugh, I have to work all next week.
Me: Where do you work?
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writerscorner:
Writing tip #21
It might sound lame, or cliche, but our subconscious often whips up ideas that we wouldn’t have in our most outlandish of moments, so keep a small notepad next to your bed and upon waking up, jot down any snippets of dreams you can remember, and don’t be afraid to incorporate them into your writing.
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You know you're reading a feminist fairy tale when...
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